HELLO KITTY STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE PRETZ


It's pink. Guess it's illegal to have something non-pink with the brand name "Hello Kitty" on it.


And this is an example of a... pretz. It's pink too. And the taste? Well, as all pink sugary things, it is just as sickeningly sweet as it appears to be. It isn't bad, but supposedly eating a box of these could result in fatal bodily harm. Surprisingly the biscuit part of the pretz is actually quite salty - an attempt to combat the utter sweetness of the pink stuff? (According to the title, the pink stuff is called "strawberry chocolate". Never has the word "chocolate" been used in such an unholy way before. This mixture of sugar, sugar, sugar and something that tastes and smells, well, PINK, is as far from chocolate as a kiwi bird is from a Guntank.)