T H E   F A R S E E R   T R I L O G Y
SPOILED IN LOLSPEAK BY MINNUSKA



Farseer Trilogy I

Fitz: Angst :(
Chivalry: ...
Burrich: I like horses
Fitz: My doggy! :(
Burrich: I like horses
Fitz: k I make vows and stuff.
Reader: You're going to regret that.
Shrewd: You're my biatch now.
Chade: And mine.
Fitz: Molly!
Galen: >:)
Fitz: Angst :(((
Forged people: Bleh.
Fool: *dick joke*
Fitz: My doggy 2! :((
Galen: >:(
Regal: Ha ha ha


Farseer Trilogy II

Burrich: I like horses
Fitz: Molly?
Verity: Moar elfbark pls :(
Fitz: I has muscles!
Fool: *dick joke*
Kettricken: I'm Lawful Good, therefore uninteresting.
Verity: Right, I'm off ->
Forged people: Bleh.
Regal: Ha ha ha
Fitz: Nighteyes, I choose you!
Nighteyes: We are pack.
Molly: I quit you, there's "ANOTHER" *coughnudgewink*
Fitz: BERSERK TIEM
Reader: Fuck you
Regal: Ha ha ha ha
Fitz: I'm die?! :(
Chade: You fool.
Fitz: I'm NOT die?! :(


Farseer Trilogy III

Chade: btw I'm just a horny old dude in this book :--d
Fitz: *woof*
Burrich: No they be taking mah horses :(
Verity: COME TO ME
Fitz: Right, I'm off ->

---Repeat next lines for 600 pages---
Fitz: Shit, I'm caught!
Nighteyes: I saev you
Fitz: Thx. I scratch your ears + gief you guts.
Nighteyes: I eats guts! :)
---Refrain ends---

Starling: Mah body is sexee~
Kettle: I'm not answering any questions.
Reader: You really don't have to.
Fitz: Shiíitguys, I'm going mad :X
Kettricken: :¨(((
Kettle: No moar elfbark for you >:(
Starling: Mah body is sexeeee~~
Fool: I said, DICK JOKE (and btw, I'm gay)
Burrich: I like horses... and Molly
Fitz: :O
Verity: The Skill = great plot device, now I saev world.
Regal: ha ha ha OHSHII--?
Kebal Rawbread: I'm not mad, see?
Starling: Mah body is soooo sexeeeeeee~~~
Fitz: k I gief in
Little ferret: VICTORY \o/


THE END